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A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. After he finishes his shot he looks into his shirt pocket.
The man immediately orders another shot. After he finishes this one, he again looks into his shirt pocket. Again he orders another shot.
The bartender is curious and askes him "everytime you order a shot, you look in your shirt pocket. Why?"
The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in my pocket and when she starts to look good, I'll go home."
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