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A gay man finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his wife. He went home and found his wife in the kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, "Darling, I have something to tell you: I'm gay."
The wife made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly, "You're gay -- doesn't that mean you put other men's penises in your mouth?"
The guy said nervously, "Uh, yeah, darling, that's right."
His wife went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around, whacked him over the head with her spoon and said, "Don't you EVER complain about my cooking again!"
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